I’ve never seen one (burger) that big!
Having a birds and the bees talk with your kids? Order fries and onion rings and let the food do the talking.
(Are you not hungry yet?)
Bullseye.
NY State Fair Special Report
Whipped cream and strawberries? Girl knows how to order a sexy meal! The only thing sexier is all the AMERICA going on in that diner.
NY State Fair Special Report
Aaand I take back what I said below.
NY State Fair Special Report
In the country, everything’s bigger…especially your appetite.
NY State Fair Special Report: It’s not easy being a skinny little bitch
It isn’t easy being the sexiest guy at the NY State Fair either (no easy task), but he makes both work. You should see him in an airbrushed mystical wolf muscle tee holding a Giant Corn Dog. I-I can’t even talk about it…
NY State Fair Special Report
Cashews, I wish I could quit you. Why you so fine?
UNsexy Lunch…or is it?
Some people just can’t stop being sexy, even as they peer at you half-blind from over-MSG intake and having eaten everyone’s fortunes.
UNsexy Lunch.
Because sometimes you have regrets.
